In My Day

After arriving at the golf course and learning his
golfing partner would not be there, the young man
was about ready to go home when he noticed an
elderly man sitting with golf clubs between his
legs. The young man did not think he would really
enjoy having an old man tagging alone, but
nevertheless, he asked him if he would like to
play a round.

Things went pretty good until the third hole when
the young man found himself in the rough with a pine
tree in front of his ball. As he stood there trying
to decide what to do, the old man said, "In my day,
I would just hit the ball over the top of the tree
and go on."

Not wanting the elderly man to think he could do
something he could not do, the young man lined up
his shot and hit it with all his might. The ball
soared up, hit the trunk, and bounced back about
50 yards. Feeling a mixture of emotions, the young
man turned to his playing partner saying, "I
thought you said you in your day you would hit the
ball over the top of that tree."

"Well, Sonny, I did," the old man replied, "but,
in my day, that tree was only 20 feet tall."