A Lesson on Governments and Economics

COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes both of them and gives you part of the milk. SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor. FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes both cows and sells you the milk. NAZISM You have two cows. The government takes both your cows, then shoots you. BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one cow, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain. CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one of them and buy a bull. DEMOCRACY Every one has two cows, then a vote is taken, and whatever the majority decides to do, you do, and that's no bull.