Questions

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones. Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? What WAS the best thing before sliced bread? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If Fedex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FEDUP? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? If older people read the bible more, are they cramming for their finals? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where the train stops. Why is my work area called a work station?