The facts of marriage from a man's point of view

The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day - I divorced her." Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.