Cute Kid Stories

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class,
seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were
ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"
Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna
have a wife."