Technological Improvements

In March 1992 a man living in Newton (near Boston), Massachusetts
received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed
$0.00.

He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another and threw
that one away too. The following month the gas company sent him a very
nasty note stating they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't
send them $0.00 by return mail. He called them, talked to them, they
said it was a computer error and they would take care of it.

The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out
the troublesome gas line figuring that if there were usage on the
account it would put an end to his ridiculous predicament. However, when
he went to use the gas, it had been cut off. He called the gas company
who apologized for the computer error once again and said that they
would take care of it.

The next day he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now
overdue. Assuming that having spoken to them the previous day the latest
bill was yet another mistake and he ignored it, trusting that the
company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out.

The next month he got a bill for $0.00 stating that he had 10 days to
pay his account or the company would have to take steps to recover the
debt. Finally, giving in, he thought he would play the company at their
own game and mailed them a check for $0.00. The computer duly processed
his account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the
gas company nothing at all.

A week later, the man's bank called him asking him what he was doing
writing a check for $0.00. After a lengthy explanation the bank replied
that the $0.00 check had caused their check processing software to fail.
The bank could therefore not process ANY checks from ANY of their
customers that day because the check for $0.00 was causing the computer
to crash.

The following month the man received a letter from the gas company
claiming that his check had bounced and that he now owed them $0.00 and
unless he sent a check by return of post they would be taking steps to
recover the debt.

The man, who had been considering buying his wife a computer for her
birthday, bought her a typewriter instead.