Winders 98 - Suthern Edition

Winders 98 - Suthern Edition It has come to our attention that a few copies of the "Winders 98 - Suthern Edition" may have accidentally been shipped outside the South. If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands. The southern edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of General Robert E. Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a "Dukes of Hazzard" screen saver. Also note: My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial-up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4 Wheel Drive" Floppies are "them little ol plastic disc thangs" Instead of an error message a "garbage bag and roll of duct tape" pops up. CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN SUTHERN EDITION: OK: ats aw-right Cancel: stopdat Reset: try er agin Yes: yep No: noop Find: hunt fer it Go to: over yonder Back: back yonder Help: hep me out here Stop: kwitit Start: crank er up Settings: sittins Programs: stuff 'at duz stuff Documents: stuff ah done did Also note that SUTHERN EDITION does not reconize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to Winders 98: tiperiter: A word processing program colerin book: a graphics program cyferin mersheen: calculator outhouse paper: notepad juke-box: CD Player iner-net: Microsoft Explorer 4.0 pichers: A graphics viewer irs: MS accounting software irs2: MS accounting software with hidden files tax records: usually an empty file coon dog: American kennel club records You'll recognize WINDERS 98 SUTHERN EDITION as it comes pre-loaded with certain "Favorites" for browsing the Worldwide Web. Fishin': Bass Anglers Sportsman Society NRA: National Rifle Association Shotgun: Remington Arms home page Riffel: Winchester home page Pistul: Smith & Wesson home page Truck: Ford & Chevy dealers by zip code House: Mobile home repair services & movers by zip code Cuzzins: Compete database of southern residents (extremely long download time) Rasin: NASCAR racing shedule with TV stations that carry the race Car 'n truck parts: Junk yards by zip code Doc: Veterinarians by zip code We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the SUTHERN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Head Honcho