Police Quotes

* "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." * "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" * "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" * "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." * "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?" * "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." * "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." * "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." * "Just how big were those two beers? * "In God we trust, all others are suspects."